Toopy and Binoo’s Star Wars Adventure Part 1: Blue Harvest

Toopy and Binoo’s Star Wars Adventure Part 1: Blue Harvest is a movie in Toopy and Binoo. Here is the transcript for this episode:

Transcript
Toopy: Lime Slime, guess what?

Lime Slime: What?!

Toopy: We are going for an adventure!

Binoo: Can I come too?

Toopy: Yeah, Binoo. You can.

Binoo: Can I bring Patchy Patch?

Toopy and Lime Slime: Yeah!

''[Scene fades out and cuts to the Star Wars opening scene. The Toopy & Binoo logo in a Star Wars font zooms out. The opening crawl comes out and says:''

“Episode IV:

A New Hope 

It is a time of civil war, and renegade paragraphs floating through space.

There's cool space battles, and the bad guy is the good guy's dad, but you don't find that out 'til the next episode.

''And the hot chick is really the sister of the good guy, but they don't know it, and they kiss. Which is kind of messed up. I mean, what if they had done it instead of just kissed?''

''Angelina Jolie kissed her brother. Yeah, she did. You know it, I know it, and her dad knows it. That's why they hardly ever talk anymore. You can run away to Africa, but you can't run away from the truth.''

''Oh, by the way, here's a tip for you: when this is over, go out and rent the movie "Gia." She's way naked in it, and makes out with another chick and everything. It's awesome. I stumbled across it late at night on HBO after I had just got back from hockey, and I almost fainted. But I digest……''

”]

''[Film pans all the way to Tatooine and a Rebel Blockade Runner gets chased by an Imperial Star Destroyer while attacking, but the Rebel Blockade Runner gets hit. In the Rebel Blockade Runner, Mr Robot/C-3PO and Patchy Patch/R2-D2 hear a crashing sound and the alarm blars]''

Mr. Robot/C-3PO: Did you hear that? It sounds like we’re being boarded from the rear! And not the, "Hey, take a deep breath, let's experiment" kind of boarded from the rear.

''[Patchy Patch/R2-D2 gives Mr. Robot/C-3PO this bag to hold on with. Scene cuts to the Rebel Blockade Runner getting sucked to the Imperial Star Destroyer and cuts to Mr. Sheep/Rebel Troopers dashing to the door and staring at it]''

Mr. Sheep/Rebel Trooper: What if they come in a different door?

[The door crashes open and out came some Mr. Polar Bears/Stormtroopers getting ready to attack the Mr. Sheep/Rebel Troopers]

Mr. Sheep/Rebel Trooper: Oh boy, I was two days from retirement.

''[Scene cuts back to the Mr. Polar Bears/Stormtroopers fighting against the Mr. Sheep/Rebel Troopers running away. The next scene shows Mr. Robot/C-3PO finding Patchy Patch/R2-D2]''

Mr. Robot/C-3PO: Patchy Patch?

[Scene cuts to Patchy Patch/R2-D2 and Mimi/Princess Leia]

Mimi/Princess Leia: Help me, Mr. Lips. You’re my only hope. Alright, now what do I click?

[Patchy Patch/R2-D2 points at preferences and Mimi/Princess Leia clicks it]

Mimi/Princess Leia: Okay, I clicked preferences.

[Patchy Patch/R2-D2 points at default media browser and Mimi/Princess Leia clicks it]

Mimi/Princess Leia: Okay, there's a little hourglass, and it's not letting me do anything. It says “buffering”. What is that?

[Patchy Patch/R2-D2 makes the gesture to give it a minute]

Mimi/Princess Leia: All I’m trying to do is “Make an MPEG”.

[Patchy Patch/R2-D2 shakes his head]

Mimi/Princess Leia: Okay, relax.

[Patchy Patch/R2-D2 points at import media file]

Mimi/Princess Leia: It's telling me I have to download RealPlayer 7.

Mr. Polar Bear/Stormtrooper: There she is!

''[Mimi/Princess Leia and Patchy Patch/R2-D2 run away. One of the Mr. Polar Bears/Stormtroopers shoot at Mimi/Princess Leia. Mr. Robot/C-3PO and Patchy Patch/R2-D2 run to an Escape Pod]''

Mr. Robot/C-3PO: Don’t worry, I got that bag you gave me. It’s gonna be a long ride.

''[The Escape Pod begins to launch and heads out of the Rebel Blockade Runner. Scene cuts to Buzz and Hiss/Imperial Officers shooting that object]''

Buzz/Imperial Officer: Hold your fire. There's no life-forms aboard.

Hiss/Imperial Officer: "Hold your fire"? What, are we paying by the laser now?

Buzz/Imperial Officer: You don’t do the budget, Hiss. I do.

[Scene cuts back to Mr. Robot/C-3PO and Patchy Patch/R2-D2 looking at the Imperial Star Destroyer]

Mr. Robot/C-3PO: Hey, I'm gonna do some crosswords, but... that doesn't mean I don't want to talk.

[Patchy Patch/R2-D2 nods his head]

[Scene cuts to the Escape Pod heading to Tatooine and then cuts to the Mr. Polar Bears/Stormtroopers in the smoke and out comes Mr. Dragon/Darth Vader]

Mr. Dragon/Darth Vader: [Surprised] Oh my god, look at this mess! "Hey, Sparky's gonna be here. Should we maybe clean the place up?" "Nah. It's okay. He won't mind."

[Scene cuts to Mimi/Princess Leia with Mr. Polar Bears/Stormtroopers heading to Mr. Dragon/Darth Vader]

Mr. Dragon/Darth Vader: Well, well! Mimi. Are you prepared to tell me what you’ve done with the stolen Death Star plans?

Mimi/Princess Leia: Alright Mr. Dragon, you win. I’ve hidden the plans in [Points at the ladies with their cases] one of these 26 briefcases.

[Film zooms out to the 26 ladies with each case]

Mr. Dragon/Darth Vader: Ooh, ooh! Okay, okay! I’m feeling number 14. [Points at the fourteenth lady with case number 14] Let’s go with number 14!

[The fourteenth lady opens case number 14 and inside it says $5]

Mr. Dragon/Darth Vader: Oh, it’s okay. I’m just happy to be on TV. Alright, take her away.

''[The Mr. Polar Bears/Stormtroopers lead Mimi/Princess Leia away. The next scene shows Mr. Robot/C-3PO and Patchy Patch/R2-D2 being crash landed on Tatooine]''

Mr. Robot/C-3PO: [Laughs] Okay, here’s another one: [Continues laughing] Who would you rather do? Ah-Choo right after a shower or a Service Droid?

[Patchy Patch/R2-D2 was confused and walks away]

Mr. Robot/C-3PO: Hey, where are you going?

''[The next scene shows Patchy Patch/R2-D2 walking through the canyon. He was frightened while walking in 15 seconds until some Marshmallows/Jawas find him and then one of them tasered him]''

Marshmallow/Jawa: Gotcha— [Surprised] Oh, we are awfully super sorry. I’ll get the doctor. Stay right where you are! Everyone, send him to the Sandcrawler!

Marshmallows/Jawas: [Dash to Patchy Patch/R2-D2 using a sheet as an ambulance and with sirens on their heads acting like sirens] Nee-nah-nee-nah-nee-nah-nee-nah!

''[The next scene shows the Sandcrawler moving in the sand dunes and cuts to the Sandcrawler in the mountains until a traffic light goes from green to red. Another Sandcrawler comes by]''

Marshmallow/Jawa: [Opens the window] I want a jar of mustard.

Marshmallow/Jawa: Here you go. [Passes the mustard to the other Marshmallow/Jawa]

[The next scene shows the Imperial Star Destroyer heading to the Death Star and cuts to the room]

Bat/Admiral #1: Any attack made by the rebels against this station would be a useless gesture no matter what technical data they've obtained. This station is now the ultimate power in the universe.

Mr. Dragon/Darth Vader: That is fantastic. Terrific work. So, no weaknesses at all, huh?

Bat/Admiral #1: Nuh… no.

Mr. Dragon/Darth Vader: You, uh... you hesitated there. Is there something I should know?

Bat/Admiral #1: No. It's virtually indestructible. Like, 99.9%.

Mr. Dragon/Darth Vader: Uh... okay. I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't ask. What's the .01?

Bat/Admiral #1: Well, I... I mean, there's this little hole... It was kind of an aesthetic choice by the architect. And, if you shoot a laser into this hole... the station blows up.

Mr. Dragon/Darth Vader: [Waves his hands] That sounds like a pretty big design flaw there.

Bat/Admiral #1: [Waves his hands] No, no, no. The hole's only two meters across.

Bat/Admiral #2: Well, that's no bigger than a womp rat.

Bat/Admiral #1: Exactly, and even to get within range of it, you have to skim along this whole trench. It’s not a big deal.

Mr. Dragon/Darth Vader: Can't we board it up or, you know, put some plywood over it or something?

Bat/Admiral #1: Well, that would look terrible— I mean, we gotta think about resale.

Mr. Dragon/Darth Vader: Resale? What are you talking about? This property is right above Sunset. The value is only gonna go up.

Bat/Admiral #1: Lord Mr. Dragon, [Points at Mr. Dragon/Darth Vader] your inside references to the Los Angeles real estate market haven't given you the clairvoyance to turn a profit on that condo in Glendale, nor has it—