Runaway Litterbug

Runaway Litterbug is the seventeenth episode in the sixth season of Toopy and Binoo. Here is the transcript for this episode:

Transcript
Toopy: [walks with Binoo to Mr. Grawr's school] Binoo, did you bring my flashcards?

Binoo: Right here, buddy. [takes them out of his pocket] Everything you need to pass the test is on these cards. [laughs]

[Lime Slime snatches the cards from Binoo]

Toopy: No, Binoo!

Binoo: Hey, learning looks good.

Toopy: Binoo, I needed those.

Binoo: Oh, fiddlesticks. You've taken that driving test more times than anyone.

Toopy: 57 times.

Binoo: Well, then 58 is your lucky number. You're gonna pass that driving test, Toopy, because you're a winner.

Toopy: I'm a winner?

Binoo: Who's a winner?

Toopy: [sadly] I'm a winner.

Binoo: Who's a winner?

Toopy: [cheered up a little] I'm a winner.

Binoo: Who's a winner?!

Toopy: I'm a winner! I'm a winner! I'm a winner! [runs into the classroom]

[Scene skips to Lime Slime waiting right here and Toopy walking up crying]

Lime Slime: What's up, Toopy?

[Toopy's crying continues]

Lime Slime: Let's see that license.

Toopy: I didn't get a license, Lime Slime.

Lime Slime: Are they gonna mail it to you?

Toopy: No, Lime Slime, I failed the boating test. I guess 58 wasn't my lucky number after all.

Lime Slime: No way! 58 is, like, the luckiest number ever! The test must be rigged.

Toopy: Let's just go home, Lime Slime.

Lime Slime: We're not going anywhere until I get to the bottom of this. I'm taking that test, myself.

Toopy: [hanging onto Lime Slime's shell] No, Lime Slime! I've been training for years. They'll eat you alive. [pulls Lime Slime's shell off]

Lime Slime: Please, Toopy. I think I know what I'm doing.

Toopy: No, Lime Slime. No!

[Lime Slime walks up to Mr. Grawr's car where Mr. Grawr is sitting in and gets in it, without his shell]

Mr. Grawr: Good morning.

Lime Slime: You're not the judge of me!

Mr. Grawr: Actually, I am. Let the testing begin! [clicks his pen]

[Scene skips to Toopy, outside Mr. Grawr's school]

Toopy: I shouldn't have let him do it. What kind of friend am I?

Lime Slime: Toopy! Toopy!

Toopy: I'm here for you, buddy.

Lime Slime: I passed my test!

Toopy: You got a perfect score?

Lime Slime: Yeah, I thought you said it was hard.

Toopy: Perfect score. [twitches his eye]

Lime Slime: Come on, I'm gonna get my picture taken for my new license.

[The next scene shows the license registration building]

Mrs. Octopus: Stand behind the line, sir.

Lime Slime: [smiling] How do I look?

Toopy: [sarcastically] Like a winner.

Mrs. Octopus: Ready?

Lime Slime: Ready.

''[The banner comes down which says "CONGRATULATIONS" on it. Balloons and confetti fall]''

Toopy: Huh?

Mr. Sheep: Congratulations, Mr. Wiggle. You're the one millionth person to pass the test.

Lime Slime: Does that mean I get a free key chain?

Mr. Sheep: Uhh, no.

Lime Slime: Oh.

Mr. Sheep: You get a brand-new car. The new Slug-Rocket 5000. The ultimate vehicle.

[Lime Slime runs up to the new car as Toopy's jaw drops]

Lime Slime: Yeah! All right!

Mr. Sheep: Women will want you.

[Women sigh]

Mr. Sheep: Men will want to be you.

[Men faint]

Mr. Sheep: You'll be the envy of your friends.

[Toopy growls angrily]

Lime Slime: Isn't this great? I got my license and a new car.

Toopy: I'm so happy for you...

[Lime Slime blows the horn in Toopy's face]

Toopy: Whoa!

Lime Slime: The horn works.

[The next scene shows Lime Slime driving his new car down the road]

Lime Slime: Woo! This is the greatest day ever. Right, Toopy?

Toopy: Right, Lime Slime. I can't think of one thing that would make this day better. Except maybe getting my license.

Lime Slime: Maybe if you apply yourself you could be the two millionth person to get his license.

Toopy: Two millionth?

Lime Slime: Then you can get a free car just like me.

Toopy: Yeah, just like you.

Lime Slime: I try to serve as an inspiration to others.

Toopy: Can we go home now?

[Scene skips to Lime Slime driving around the Max, Leo, Wiggle and Soft family’s house over and over]

Toopy: We've been driving around our house for hours.

Lime Slime: I know. It's a lot faster than walking, isn't it?